5.15.2012

2 years.

twoyears

Today marks our two year wedding anniversary. Kurt has decided to re-write the traditional anniversary gift guide. He wanted me to note that it is still a work in progress, since the list only carries us through our 61th anniversary. (We'd be 90 and 91 years old) I bolded the ones that made me laugh the most.

1. festive cocktails 2. ground beef 3. plane tickets 4. awesome coat 5. animal ride 6. sporting event 7. unusual slumber locations 8. a helmet 9. cheese 10. foreign film 11. electronics 12. hammocks 13. literature 14. magazine subscription 15. dairy 16. wings 17. liquid 18. rocks 19. grains 20. esoteric units of measurement 21. dead people 22. music 23. tickets 24. wood working 25. projectiles 26. light 27. vehicles 28. Mexico 29. fermented things 30. steel 31. salt 32. mystery prize 33. deep fried food 34. art 35. paper 36. wind 37. semi precious stones 38. education 39. fruit 40. cured meat 41. gambling 42. exercise 43. smoking 44. charity 45. candy 46. photography 47. snacks 48. aeronautics 49. laziness 50. sharks 51. laziness again 52. fire 53. games 54. breakfast food 55 nice socks 56. the color green 57. hats 58. barnyard animals 59. night time 60. board games 61. sleep


I think he made the second anniversary ground beef because he knows my favorite dates involve hamburgers. 

7 comments:

  1. He needs to add "hot air balloon ride" to the list. Or, maybe that is considered aeronautics.

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    1. I wanted to keep them vague and open to interpretation.

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  2. this is the best idea! i think i'm going to have to do something similar.

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    1. Do it! I bet you and Lachlan could come up with an awesome list. :)

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  3. Congratulations on the two years! These are hilarious. I like that cheese gets its own year, and then there's one for dairy too. Also, dead people? So funny.

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    1. Thanks, Susan! We love dairy products in this house. Totally gift worthy. Dead people? Jury is out on that one, but we'll see what Kurt comes up with... Haha

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  4. Dead people could be anything really. Elvis records, James Joyce novels, a mummy.

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