They're making tiny pigs now. Micro pigs. This changes everything.
Recently, Kurt said that if I didn't get him a raptor claw fossil for his 30th birthday, I didn't love him. Something along those lines. He'd settle for a megalodon tooth. First off, where does one find a freaking raptor claw? (Don't answer that. It took him less than 5 minutes to find someone peddling them online. He amended his demand by agreeing to accept a museum-quality replica.) Anyway, I think I'll adopt his logic and apply it to micro pigs. Prove your love, dear.